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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:21
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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—
Still no good.
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...